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  • CLASSCHEER

    *roll out the carpet*
    *roll out the mat*
    6d 6d squash them flat!

    0hSevenSSixDee

    PeiZhi.JieYee.DingJia.XinYing.
    DingFang.YiJing.Cara.
    Alvin.Jiehan.Kevin.ShenTong.
    JinLei.Kelvin.JianTing.Michael.
    Timothy.HuiJie.NingFei.Joseph.
    Samuel.Clarence.HuanZi.Benjamin.
    JunJie.HanLin. STARGAZER.

    Linksphere

    ARTEMIS


    Seniors!
    JUNIORS!
    07s63
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    Jia Hao
    Kwang Guan
    Wensi
    jieyee
    olderSamuel
    Ning Fei
    youngerSamuel
    Clarence
    Hanlin
    Uncle Ralph

    TELL US IF YOU WANT TO BE LINKED!


    thanks.

    Image: PGP!
    Brushes: Rebel-heart
    Designer: Ebullient*

    singsong!





    07S6D rolled over on Thursday, March 29, 2007


    1) How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

    2) Assuming you can't steal an animal's sense of hearing, or use an electrical device, what would you need in order to hear a pin drop from over 20 yards?

    3) What is short enough to gain interest and long enough to cover the subject?

    4) It took 5 men, working 24 hours a day, 5 days to complete building a wall. How many days will one man take to complete building the same wall, if he works for 8 hours a day?

    5) I, Professor Picanumba, will amaze and astound you. Take a piece of paper and write any word on it. Fold the paper in half, twice and put it on the floor. Now stand on it. Believe it or not, I will now tell you what is on the paper.






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    Greetings, unfortunate wallets. I know that its actually quite late now, but NEVERMIND, last reminder to bring $21.40 for the NEWSWEEK we have to order for term 2,3 and 4. For those who do not wish to purchase NEWSWEEK please produce evidence that you have ordered copies at home otherwise its STRONGLY ENCOURAGED that everyone subscribe to newsweek. -.-

    Alright, council elections are coming RiGhT uPpP! Remember to vote for JAI. With the four of them occupying the 4 potential key roles, Fac Head, Assistant Fac Head, Activities i/C and Dance i/C, 6D is gonna dominate the Fac Comm like 63 did. =D

    -roots for JAI-

    omg i have an orange JAI ball i took back on accident. It was so entertaining i kept playing with it for 45 mins of my journey and when i eventually looked up, i saw my primary school teacher sitting directly opposite me. -.- She was quite amused i was playing with a stress ball for 45 mins.

    JAI FOR THE WIN!!



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    07S6D rolled over on Tuesday, March 27, 2007


    Watch this if you haven't



    -kelvin



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    07S6D rolled over on Monday, March 26, 2007


    wth why is the blog so dead please liven it up thank you very much.
    guess who's posting
    muahahaa all of you little boys are MINE!! MINE I TELL YOU MINE



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    07S6D rolled over on Thursday, March 22, 2007


    What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?





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    07S6D rolled over on Wednesday, March 21, 2007



    How To Enjoy a Booger

    1. Get a Runny nose. As it is spring now, there is pollen in the air. Go to the angsana tree and take a deep breath through your nose. You will exprience congestion as fast as 10 sec.
    2. Pop a pill of chloropheniramine maleate. This anti histamine will coagulate your booger and make it sticky and globular.
    3. when the time is right, dig out one 0.5 mm booger.
    4. Sniff it
    5. Roll it between your index and thumb and watch it get more and more spherical.
    6. pull your fingers apart and watch the elasticity of the booger
    7. Repeat 4-6 as many times as you like
    8. Eat it.



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    07S6D rolled over on Tuesday, March 20, 2007


    A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
    He turns to the rich man and says to him,
    "I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
    The rich man laughs.
    The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
    The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
    The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

    What song did he sing?

    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

    1) Get a brown, cardboard box.
    2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
    3) Paint the box orange.
    4) Paint on purple spots.
    5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
    7) Turn it upside down.
    8) Lie on your side.

    What is missing from this sequence?

    -------------------------------------------------------------------


    A man wanted to get into a members only club so he hid and watched the guard at the door of the club house. The guard said a number to each member as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in. What should the reject have said?





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    07S6D rolled over on Friday, March 16, 2007


    Hey people. Your ACT rep is here to blog about physics lecture test! Though a bit no relevance but nevermind.

    Physics is tested until dynamics!(so it includes everything we've learnt in term one. yes EVERYTHING)

    And for those who dont have enough time to study/need more time to study and arent sure whether physics test will be during ct session or not, physics test is on tuesday 0750h according to mr. lee who got the information from mr. chow (another physics lecturer). Thank goodness for one more day to study!

    JIAYOU and happy mugging for physics everybody! Please help pass to message to those who dont know and dont visit the blog!(: Thank you for your kind attention!



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    Ok, here is one thing we all love about Hwa Chong's computer systems: it is so Oldie and Unstable that it is Adorable...

    And despite the strange revelation shown by the school ISP system that 07S6D has only 20 people left... if you check now, those who disappeared virtually... disappeared from the whole school system. And if you were the one whose name is eaten by Pandas, fear not, you still exist. One way to confirm that you are alive is through the regular View Course Registration Class/Subject Allocation Results. If you want to check whether the others are alive... one way to bypass the ISP system is to use Online CHS. So according to Online CHS everybody is alive.

    And the illusion that I am not the only expatriate of 07S6D has exploded... LOL.

    蔡鸟绝笔



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    Hehe, anyone wants to make a guess on who I am? Well, sadly speaking you can't guess, because I now reveal myself to be Cai Tejin.

    Yeah, that's me. I think I am supposed to make a farewell post here, but in the end I've decided against it.

    First, I'm not eaten by Panda; second, the UFO failed to evaporate me; third, I've defeated the twin demon of Flu and Cough, and is currently in perfect health (Sorry Huan Zi, I sincerely hope I hadn't coughed into your hair on last Thursday... but 天有不测风云,人会感冒发烧).

    So, here I am, and I want to make a prediction. There will only be 25 people in 07S6D from term 2 on! You must realise the significance of this prediction. Because you have a new classmate! And her(I think it's a her, from the name at least this is suggested) name is, dadadadadadada, Sandra Loh Jia Min. Yeah, all 6D old-timers welcome your new classmate! (And I dash off to get instantly thrashed and spontaneously floored... I really look forward to it -_______-)

    Now you may ask what exactly is the significance of the prediction. It is this: I may not going to be the only 6D expatriate in the class! And from the look of his class he's joining the ... MAP...?

    Lol.
    蔡鸟封笔



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    07S6D rolled over on Thursday, March 15, 2007


    It's always a wonder to me, a band geek, as to how sam claims to have a list of the best music. Of course the debate about best music would be a messy one. Like how can a language define music except music itself? Before this post of mine gets too subtle and complex, may I introduce to you as to how sam might actually have a good taste of music



    This has of course been an eye opener for Jiehan for he thought that he knew sam well enough. Here, i've got another vouch that he listens.



    So, we can conclude that maybe sam does have a good taste of music.

    tata~
    jh



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    HEYYYYYYYYY! greetings from your diligent maths rep! (:
    so there listen up!
    there will be math class test(up to chap2) on the first tutorial when sch reopens. pls help to pass the msg round esp to those who dont come here. yeah so there. (:
    enjoy your hols!
    need to MUUUUGGGGGG! >< oh no



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    07S6D rolled over on Tuesday, March 13, 2007


    heyhey, dinner tmr is on, as of uncle ralph's details from prev post. so er, what we'll do before that:

    1. bowling
    2. pool
    3. movie
    4. slack around, go some starbucks or something =x
    5. anything else

    yup anyway er.. im rushing off, so can er.. like clarence and huijie and jiehan(enthu msn prople) etc decide what we can do and sms me =/ ill sms and inform the rest of the class k. thanks (:

    -sam



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    Revelations


    One Fine Morning, Ralph was awoken by a prank call. After tracking down the errant number and calling them back to expose their crime, the accomplice Ou Ningfei got online and added Ralph, while his partner Samuel Tan watched...


    Ralph says:

    why why why

    something happier too says:

    huh his idea lah

    something happier too says:

    lol

    something happier too says:

    no la actuallly

    something happier too says:

    we both

    something happier too says:

    called our classmates

    something happier too says:

    i mean

    something happier too says:

    like sec 4

    Ralph says:

    ex classmates

    something happier too says:

    then we prank call them

    Ralph says:

    ...

    Ralph says:

    are u two alone

    something happier too says:

    then like scsroll down contact list saw mr ho then OH YA

    something happier too says:

    yea

    Ralph says:

    somemore hand got oil

    something happier too says:

    ya

    something happier too says:

    eating pizza

    something happier too says:

    rofl

    Ralph says:

    u two gaying arnd the oven right

    Ralph says:

    make and eat pizza together

    Ralph says:

    OOO

    Ralph says:

    then got too bored and decide to call pple up

    something happier too says:

    no called people up then too bored then we gayed around the oven

    Ralph says:

    i see, what else are u two gaying abt now'

    something happier too says:

    er

    something happier too says:

    watching russel peters haha

    something happier too says:

    aiya

    Ralph says:

    on the couch together?

    something happier too says:

    we stopped prank calling

    something happier too says:

    hahahaha on the bed

    Ralph says:

    oMg


    To quote Ralph, oMg. So this is why Ningfei and Sam are so close in class. I see, all is clear now. All is clear. No wonder Sam resisted his scandal. Now we all know.



    A consultation with a party who wished not to be named revealed more startling truths

    XXX says:
    ningfei is jealous of cara
    XXX says:
    thats why he keep making fun of her
    Ralph says:
    OH man
    Ralph says:
    no wonder
    XXX says:
    yar
    XXX says:
    everything is clear


    FYI, Ningfei entered a micromouse competition in 2006 with a mouse called HardoGeido -->Hard Gay. Maybe he had already started his dangerous liaison with Sam back then.

    http://www.np.edu.sg/alpha/micromouse/Document/Entry_List/entries_opendiv2(runorder).pdf






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    07S6D rolled over on Monday, March 12, 2007


    Dinner Date with Rock Lee of Naruto!

    Always wanted to meet the great Rock Lee in person? Here's your chance! Rock Lee has a dinner date with his fans on Wed evening at the Outo Ramu (王賭裸夢)Food Centre run by Jiraya! The menu will be a large portion of rice served in claypot that is styled to look like Rock Lee's hairstyle! There may be steamed fish too!

    So what are you waiting for? Book now with Sam to avoid disappointment! Backup plan: the place is a food centre!
    Time: evening time 6.30pm
    Place: Outo Ramu Food Centre

    Anyone can think of anything to do before that?



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    07S6D rolled over on Saturday, March 10, 2007


    HELLO PEOPLE.

    high people pushed my huangcheng post down. anyways!

    people who are watching huangcheng tmr:

    THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE

    MEET AT SOMERSET MRT AT 330 TOMORROW FIRST. we are gonna play pool and eat dinner first! so non huangchengers can come and crash! comecomecome, its a half-official class outing. maybe a quarter.

    and support oldsamtan! i think hes the only one in huangcheng in both senior/junior class?

    -clarence



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    After all these morbid posts, I believe all humans in the class are in want of some refreshment. So here I am, born upon the Great Wind of Avian Flu, vomited three times just by gazing at the Bristol Stool Chart, proudly present you with the latest Fictional Saga of the Age, paid and commissioned by the Association of the Secret Fire, which fully dedicates in the fight against the tyrannical UFO (Universal Fart Organisation, that is).

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    Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away... (Star Wars music)

    There was an evil race of space mercenary, which resembled an assortment of animals. They were led by three powerful pan-dimensional beings, namely:

    The Shark-like Sharko.

    And the Owl-appearing Oullawu (Pronounced as Ou-Laaa-WUUUU, it is assumed that they are named thus because they cannot pronounce the world "owl")


    And the worst of them all, the insidious race of Space Kangaroo, the Kagaranon.


    Together, they formed the Space Merc & Piracy Triumvirate, Pte Ltd. A pan-dimensional crime organisation, a sub-organisation of the infamous, notorious and flagrant UFO.

    One day, they met a mysterious Client, who (which, actually) turned out to be the Lord of All Evils, the Prime of the Prime Evils-- The Insatiable Space Gobbler, who's sole passion in the universe is to... gobble up everything. And now, it had turned it's evil thought to Earth, which made such fabulous Mooncakes that He (It) wanted to gobble them all.

    During the course of business discussion...
    They were enlightened by the new frontier of evilness... (see that light, it's the light of evil enlightenment)And they are ready to go to earth, through the Dimensional Gate!


    Kangaranon: Why my ship never go through the gate??!! T_T (while the other two go through the hyperspace, Kangaranon has to traverse the vast Regular Space... from the galaxy FAR FAR away)
    The Sharko and Oullawu attacked the Earth Mooncake Transporting Ship!! The Mooncake supply was in danger!"But fear nought! For the Earth United Police Force will help you out!" Saith a Voice. And out of hyperspace came the obsoleted EUPF flagship, USS Wenquxing NCC-0025.
    And Wenquxing almost saved the day, by dispatching Sharko with concentrated amplified radiation, and then Oullawu with Infinite Star Strike(ISS, brought to you by Association of the Secret Fire, the most magnificient fireworks, highest quality guaranteed!)
    But the evil Kangaroo arrived at the nick of the time, and applied the Surprise Collision Technique (USS Wenquxing: it comes from... BEHIND!). And Wenquxing was finally gobbled up by the the Insatiable Space Gobbler...
    The forces of evil are victorious! (Our Champion has fallen!)

    Now, Destination: Earth! (Our sacred groove is being desicrated!)But not before the most powerful spaceship, second only to the Enterprise, USS STARGAZER NCC-2171, has something to say! Out of the void of the 4th dimension comes the rescue, the last hope of humanity before the evil forces overturn the planet, the most advanced spaceship designed, paid, and commissioned by the ASF (To fight the UFO! We must!)! Here it comes, to avert the fate of destruction! May the Light of Adun, and Valar, and Illuvator the One, the Lidless Eye, Enemy of All Life: Meckor shine ever on the face of Earth! Adun Toridus! En Taro Adun! Aiya Eriadil Elenion Anclamar!

    The Great Battle of Light and Dark:
    1. STARGAZER vs Sharko: although Sharko has the powerful Blue Ray, but STARGAZER has the DEEPER BLUE RAY!

    2. STARGAZER vs Oulawu: Oulawu is easily chased off, seeing how the DEEPER BLUE RAY had fried the frogs... I mean sharks.3. And the Final Showdown between Good and Evil, STARGAZER vs Kangaranon!
    3.1 Kangaranon applied the Collision technique again... but STARGAZER is ELASTIC, and he just bounced away!
    3.2 Now the showdown begins!
    Both parties start emoing, who shall prove to be the superior emoer? Is it...
    The Kangaranon?
    Or the STARGAZER?



    The Answer comes in 3, 2, 1,0 seconds! dadadadadadadadadada!

    Yeah! The Kangaranon is NO MORE! Earth is saved! But sadly speaking, Wenquxing was beyond salvation and the Instiable Space Gobbler was never found...

    (The Panda is strangely absent in this evil act... peculiar, very peculiar)

    P.S. Now you know why I am called CaiZ Stargazer, because my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-sire was the captain of the spaceship STARGAZER, thus he and all his offspring are called abc Stargazer. (Just like we would call captain Kirk as Kirk Enterprise)



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    A Comprehensive Cooking Guide for frog legs



    1. Find 4 yummy-looking frogs2. Conduct a frog race in a particular house at Pasir Ris so as to exercise their legs and build up their muscles!

    3. Tire them out so that it is easier to catch them later



    4. Add salt, sugar, light sauce, dark sauce, sesame oil, and EVERYTHING NICE :D
    5. Serve your dish while it is hot!

    [Bluey won the race, so both of his/her legs were used]

    6. Invite S6D over to enjoy the frog legs together!


    -kelvin



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    Have you ever heard of the exploding diarrhea? Air pressure builds up so high yet the end is clogged. When the pressure exceeds the resistance, the contents fly downwards at high velocity, ricocheting off the water surface due to water tension and obeying the reflection law, where incident angle=reflected angle. The resulting secondary spray shoots upwards with a cone shape area of damage.

    2 a.m. and the shit is falling

    Here i am in the toilet once again

    I'm telling you I'm so confused

    I can't make up my mind

    Is this meant to be

    Flush's asking me

    Chorus

    But only loo can say - shit again or walk away

    But I believe for loo and me

    The diarrhea ends one day

    So I'll just play my part

    And pray that I don't tear my butt

    But I can't make shit coming through

    That's something only pills can do


    In my arms as the dawn is breaking

    Faeces to faeces and some shit stained on my butt

    I've tried my best to make me see

    There's hope beyond the pain

    If I squeeze enough, if I learn to trust

    [Chorus]

    I know if I could find the strength

    To reach to deep inside

    I give my stomach just one more chance

    Don't let this be my last good-bye

    [Chorus]

    That's something only loo can do



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    yesterday night just as i was about to go to sleep, ding ding found bluey quarreling with the other three frogs who were ostracising him cos he was ding ding (or was it fang fang's) favourite.. so they decided to have a jumping race which ding ding and fang fang took tons of photos of! yay!

    The four of them first had a dicussion to see what kind of race theywould have.. after much thought.. a race to see who could reach the finishing line first was decided.. but they had to jump all the way there (duh..) and who ever flipped over would lose! yay!


    THus the four of them gathered at the starting line.. bluey said smth so important it raised his own morale! "Chealsea won the EPL wearing blue, Italy won the World cup wearing blue, Singapore won the ASEAN cup wearing blue.. im not wearing blue but im blue! yay! and i will win!" a momentary silence followed then the other 3 ignored him... but after some time the race still did not start.. why? cos fang fang was so engrossed watching the hong kong drama on tv! yay! the funny judge was being scolded by a worker! super funny! back to the main point.. the race soon began..

    At the first jump...

    greeny already flipped over so he lost.. and orange was in the lead!

    by the second jump..

    Bluey was now in the lead.. orange was defintely not happy... and greeny was still squirming on the ground.. A close-up of the overturned greeny.. cant you see her (or was it him?) wailing in anguish?

    in the third jump..


    now.. yellow had overturned too! oh no! and bluey and orange are both super close to the finishing line(which is the balcony step!)!!!! who will win?!!


    a sad and depressed yellow and an overly excited orange who believes he (or she) will win! yay! will he(or she) win? place your bets!!!

    bluey reaching the finishing line and still so cool and calm! just like blue! yay! will he (iom sure he's a he) win?




    in the last and final jump, bluey leaped like he never did before and flew over the finishing line and landed on his back... but due to the ever fair and impartial judges (like real) , ding ding
    and fang fang, bluey is declared the winner! let's take a look at the fianl jump from another angle!

    and the winner is bluey!!!! yay!!!! we can now add bluey, the winner of the frog race, to the list of acievements of the blues! yay!!!
    the awe-inspiring winning shot! yay!

    the final prize presentation! and bluey leads the pack! (although you dont normally say a pack of frogs...)


    thats the end of the exciting frog race last night! too bad it was not telecast live over national tv... haha.. i might get copyright fees for this kind of race soon! yay!

    a tired ding ding and fang fang are now saying goodbye.. it is not fun waiting for all the photos to upload.. yay! hope you learn to love ding ding and fang fang's latest pets whol have attained the stage of immortality so they will never die! yay!










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